ohthehypocrisy:

cafecaptain:

they keep todd howard locked in there

for our protection

loving-not-heyting:

apricops:

apricops:

Democratic voters in 2028: *literally just waving giant signs that say “talk about labor rights and financial regulation”*

Democratic wonks: What’s trendy with the voters? Is it bagels? Are bagels the new thing?

Democratic wonks in 2029: The failure of our bagel-focused campaign to win the election is most certainly not our fault, and “sesaMEET you at the polls” was a good slogan. There must have been a cell of Argentinian hackers who rigged the voting machines and”

The best part is that “sesaMEET you at the polls” is actually less cringeworthy than “Pokémon GO to the polls!”

Which, in case you needed reminding, was something actually publicly said, deliberately and with forethought, by the 2016 Democratic nominee for the President of the United States.